You Know Who You Are
Dear Fellow Artist:
"At the age of three, Skip Sally's paintings were exhibited internationally in many famous galleries and sold for six figures. Skip's art came to the attention of (insert name of famous artist here), who, recognizing Skip's massive talent, leapt at the opportunity to mentor him. Skip has never had to hold a non-art job and donates all proceeds from his art sales to non-profit organizations."
If your biography reads like the above,
Note: Skip Sally is what the kids have named our cat. He's never sold any paintings.